A       A#      A#m     Asus4   B7      Bm7     C       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    |OOO    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 O|||    |O||    ||||    OO||    O|OO    OOOO    ||||   
 ||||    O|||    O|||    ||||    |O||    ||||    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

C#7     C#m     D       D#      Ddim7   Dm      E       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 OOO|    OO||    ||||    |||O    O|O|    ||O|    O|||   
 |||O    ||||    OOO|    ||||    |O|O    OO||    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |OO|    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Edim7   F       F#m     F#m7    G#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O|O    ||O|    |O||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    O|||    O|O|    O|O|    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O|O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |O|O    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
F#m              D               A               A    E/G#
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
F#m               D                 E    A/E E
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Ddim7
 Things have been OK for me
 F#m              F#m7/E     B7/D#
except that I'm a zombie now
                           E
I really wish you'd let us in

D                 A                C#7         F#m  (A)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  D                 A                C#7         F#m  (A)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    D
But here's an FYI:
Dm
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
A A    E E           D D             E E
All we want to do is eat your brains
            A A                  E E                     D
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

A A    E E           D D             E E
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F#m F#m         C#m C#m           D
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       D    A    Bm7
If you open up the doors
D         A      D        E
We'll all come inside and eat your
A
brains


[verse]
F#m               D                    A                     E/G#
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
F#m                        D               E    A/E E
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Ddim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
F#m                F#m7/E           B7/D#
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 E
And then you'll have to make the call

    D                A               C#7                 F#m  (A)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    D             A                 C#7             F#m  (A)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    D
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Dm
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
A A    E E           D D             E E
All we want to do is eat your brains
            A A                  E E                     D
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

A A    E E           D D             E E
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F#m F#m         C#m C#m           D
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       D    A    Bm7
If you open up the doors
D         A      D        E
We'll all come inside and eat your
A
brains


[bridge]
            C               Edim7     A#
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         A#m                             F
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          C               Edim7           Dm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          A
I guess I am


[solo]
A A | E E
D D | E E
A A | E E
D

A A   | E E
D D   | E E
F#m F#m | C#m C#m
D F#m


[verse]
F#m                D                  A                  E/G#
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   F#m                D             E      A/E E
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Ddim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
F#m                  F#m7/E          B7/D#
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             E
I guess we'll table this for now

    D               A                C#7         F#m  (A)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
D                  A                  C#7          F#m  (A)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          D
And we'll put this thing to bed
Dm
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
A A    E E           D D             E E
All we want to do is eat your brains
            A A                  E E                     D
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

A A    E E           D D             E E
All we want to do is eat your brains
            F#m F#m         C#m C#m           D
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       D    A    Bm7
If you open up the doors
D         A      D        E
We'll all come inside and eat your
A  Asus4  A
brains